Shoppers' Newsflash: The Lieutenant Pricefighter discount chain and TSA Airways join forces to give customers unbelievable value!!

Users of low-cost, no-frills TSA (Temptation of Saint Anthony) Airways can now enjoy bumper discounts on flights to Europe's leading dormitory towns upon presentation at the supermarket checkout of 20 coupons cut from 500-kg Lieutenant Pricefighter own-brand packs of hamster bedding!!

Super added-value deals at giveaway prices! Now passengers may opt either to fly the aircraft themselves or back-seat pilot it wearing the fetching 2005-2006 season TSA Airways hostess' wimple (see figure).