I am currently out of office and will not be able to reply to your messages until you have had your Serotonin fix

Mr Dearing is out of the office and harmony reigns.

His constant badgering, baiting, besetting, harassing, harrying, inconveniencing, persecuting, pestering, bothering, bugging, chivvying, harrying, needling, tormenting and vexing creates an extremely stressful environment in the office but, as he often says, “without me nothing would get done around here. Just look at these figures!” He is a perfectionist, a control freak and a bully. This combination is common to those who insist in doing everything and then giving others the emotional bill.

Most of the staff suffer from cervical problems, depression, anxiety or panic attacks and have been prescribed varying doses of Serotonin-based medicaments. Years of disempowerment explain why Dearing is their boss and why Dearing, the devil incarnate, is their dessert after years of disempowerment.