Mr Dearing
Mr Dearing slammed the report down on the table, stared angrily at a point some forty centimetres in front of his nose and then raised his head to meet the gazes of the shamefaced editorial board.
"What", he uttered theatrically, "on earth is this?"
Dearing lifted report and proceeded to read the figures out loud.
Total 0 Average Per Day 0 Average Visit Length 0
Last Hour 0 Today 0 Week 0
This Month 0
"This must be the least visited blog in the history of bloggery", he shrieked hysterically. "Well, let me tell you this! If you don’t bring me something to brighten up my life by the end of the week then you’re all fired!! Understand?"
The sheepish-looking board had been expecting a redress but had not bargained for this.
"What", he uttered theatrically, "on earth is this?"
Dearing lifted report and proceeded to read the figures out loud.
Total 0 Average Per Day 0 Average Visit Length 0
Last Hour 0 Today 0 Week 0
This Month 0
"This must be the least visited blog in the history of bloggery", he shrieked hysterically. "Well, let me tell you this! If you don’t bring me something to brighten up my life by the end of the week then you’re all fired!! Understand?"
The sheepish-looking board had been expecting a redress but had not bargained for this.
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