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The revolutionary Upside-down Pontiff Selection Device (UPSD) is fully compatible with our Industrial Papal Extrusion Units (IPEUs). These are particularly apt for the manufacture of both quality imitation pontiffs and plastic geraniums (for full operating instructions see Book of Job). The IPEU comes equipped with full a reverse pontifical discharge feature and is fully guaranteed on earth as it is in heaven. Available in Cardinal Red.