Bear necessities

That’s not something that nomads can do very easily. Moving from place to place with a collection of LPs or antique teapots is tricky on the back of camel. Not to mention electronic gadgets, mortgages and insurance policies, in-company training, scratch and sniff cards, brainstorming, road rage, “that” Monday morning feeling, shiny brochures, e-tailing, ISO 9001/2 quality certification, pension plans, raspberry ripple ice cream, body building machines, Jacuzzis, quality time, time share houses, the News, cheerleaders, football leagues, Disney, crosswords, TV magicians, out of town do-it-yourself centres, professors of Product Merchandising, commuting to work, January sales, 'adventure' sports, virtual life, leisure time, 24-packs of canned beer, Investment Funds, holiday 'destinations', lotteries and supermarket own brands, the words package and product meaning things that are not wrapped in paper and tied with string and cannot be touched, board games and left shoes displayed outside shoe shops, plastic dinosaurs in cereals packets, video-conferencing, name tags, courtesy buses, theme parks, motorway service stations, management theory, and PIN numbers